Santa's Enforcer! The hall decking, skull crushing, nut cracking Elf Cracker.
- Murlant Magazine

- May 24
- 1 min read
We are nearly half way through the year and you know what that means? Halloween pop ups, Christmas in July decor and the early introduction to our very own Elf Cracker!

The Elf Cracker Issue One Cover
The Elf Cracker isn't your average workshop worker! While the other elves are busy assembling toy trains and teddy bears, our guy’s cracking skulls and dishing out justice in the name of holiday cheer. With his oversized nutcracker jaw and a bad attitude sharper than a peppermint stick in July, Elf Cracker proves that sometimes, Santa needs more than a list, he needs an enforcer!
Our Elf Cracker, Vix Velix, is the yuletide tale you never knew you needed but won’t be able to live without. Whether you’re naughty, nice, or somewhere in between, Elf Cracker’s got a present for you, and spoiler alert, it ain’t socks.
And listen up, hero hounds, you don’t have to brave the blizzards or battle the crowds at the mall to get your hands on this holiday hit! Elf Cracker is available digitally on murlantmagazine.com faster than you can say “Eggnog!” Or, for all you collectors who prefer the sweet scent of fresh-printed pages, snag yourself a physical copy through Murlant Magazine #1, available now on Amazon!

Murlant Magazine Issue One Cover (Featuring the Elf Cracker himself!)
So what are you waiting for, pals and gals? Grab your copy, pour yourself some cocoa, and get ready to jingle all the way with the one and only Elf Cracker.
'Til next time! Make Mine Murlant!









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